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post October 30th 2009 6:23 PM
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From a budding, west Texas pharmaceutical company comes the latest advancement in analgesics (pain relief).


DAMNITOL

Manufactured in .32, .38, .40, .44 and .45 Calibers!

Dispensed in 71, 125, 155, 200 and 230-grain doses.

Careful administration should alleviate the pains associated with: In-laws, overbearing bosses, ex-wives (and husbands), obnoxious neighbors, and the occasional worthless politician!

Directions:

Apply freely. Re-administer as needed to achieve desired results.
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post October 30th 2009 7:46 PM
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QUOTE (gunfan @ October 30th 2009 2:23 PM) *
From a budding, west Texas pharmaceutical company comes the latest advancement in analgesics (pain relief).


DAMNITOL

Manufactured in .32, .38, .40, .44 and .45 Calibers!

Dispensed in 71, 125, 155, 200 and 230-grain doses.

Careful administration should alleviate the pains associated with: In-laws, overbearing bosses, ex-wives (and husbands), obnoxious neighbors, and the occasional worthless politician!

Directions:

Apply freely. Re-administer as needed to achieve desired results.



Also efficacious, for the "unwanted" house-guest, or troublesome interloper!


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post October 30th 2009 8:18 PM
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I need a bottle of that stuff!.


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post October 30th 2009 8:54 PM
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I am not so sure about that apply freely direction....It may cause me more headaches than it solves.


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post November 22nd 2009 6:51 PM
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QUOTE (sqlbullet @ October 30th 2009 3:54 PM) *
I am not so sure about that apply freely direction....It may cause me more headaches than it solves.



Is this like "HeadON" "Apply directly to your forehead"? Or do you apply it elsewhere? smile.gif


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Ok where can we find it?
You left out the important part.
Is it prescription or over the counter?


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QUOTE (pzkwV424 @ November 22nd 2009 11:56 AM) *
Ok where can we find it?
You left out the important part.
Is it prescription or over the counter?


Here is a link to another powerful drug from pharma:

http://www.fukitol.com/
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