QUOTE (gunfan @ October 30th 2009 2:23 PM)  From a budding, west Texas pharmaceutical company comes the latest advancement in analgesics (pain relief).
DAMNITOL
Manufactured in .32, .38, .40, .44 and .45 Calibers!
Dispensed in 71, 125, 155, 200 and 230-grain doses.
Careful administration should alleviate the pains associated with: In-laws, overbearing bosses, ex-wives (and husbands), obnoxious neighbors, and the occasional worthless politician!
Directions:
Apply freely. Re-administer as needed to achieve desired results. Also efficacious, for the "unwanted" house-guest, or troublesome interloper!
Signature:
"I can assure you, we share very few sentiments with our government." - Pike Bishop, 'The Wild Bunch'
"It's never personal, it's always business!" - Nino Brown, 'New Jack City'
"Call it."- Britt, 'The Magnificent Seven'
"Now I don't like it anymore than you men do. But that's the way he wants it. . .so he get's it!" - Captain, 'Cool Hand Luke'
"He likes people. . .and you can never trust a man like that! - Joe Erin, 'Vera Cruz'
"Your really enjoying yourself, ain't ya Dude? Every man should have a little taste of power before he's through!" - Nathan Burdette, 'Rio Bravo'
"I haven't come this far, to bargain with a rogue at the final hour!" - John Brown of Kansas, 'Santa Fe Trail'
"I've learned to live in the 'white man's world'. Grab all you can, anytime you can!" - Levi Walking Bear, 'The War Wagon'
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October 30th 2009 6:23 PM
