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Posted by: bonehead098 November 7th 2009 8:27 PM

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:

"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shat in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"

The Amish man shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

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Posted by: Mister Sunday November 21st 2009 10:42 PM

Beautiful!

Posted by: The War Wagon November 21st 2009 11:21 PM

"Would you like a STRAW, good sir?"

Posted by: hsracer201 November 23rd 2009 7:50 PM