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post November 7th 2009 3:32 AM
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A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc,
how do I stand?"
The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been
brought here for drinking."
The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."


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post November 7th 2009 3:35 AM
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Isn't that one of the seven signs of the coming apocolypse? Plagues, famine, Noneya buys a gun...

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post November 7th 2009 3:39 AM
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All things are wearisome, more than one can say.
The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear it's fill of hearing.
What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again;
there is nothing new under the sun.
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