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Top 10 Things To Say To A Non-Indian, Upon First Meeting
post October 8th 2007 1:03 AM
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10. How much white are you?
9. I'm part white myself, you know.
8. I learned all your people's ways in the Boy Scouts (Order of the Bullet).
7. My great-great-grandmother was a full-blooded European princess.
6. Funny, you don't look white.
5. Where's your powdered wig and knickers?
4. Do you live in a covered wagon?
3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?
2. Oh wow, I really love your hair! Can I touch it?
1. What's your feeling about river-boat casinos? Do they really help your people, or are they just a short-term fix?


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Energy may be likened to the bending of a crossbow; decision, to the releasing of a trigger.
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post October 8th 2007 1:05 AM
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Isn't that one of the seven signs of the coming apocolypse? Plagues, famine, Noneya buys a gun...

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post October 8th 2007 1:54 AM
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post October 8th 2007 3:10 AM
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QUOTE(scotto @ October 7th 2007 9:03 PM) *
3. What's the meaning behind the square dance?

Something we'd all like to know.


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post October 8th 2007 1:35 PM
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post December 19th 2007 6:31 PM
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QUOTE(hsracer201 @ October 8th 2007 6:35 AM) *
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PURE AWESOME!!!
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post December 19th 2007 9:12 PM
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Those are great.


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post December 19th 2007 9:36 PM
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post December 30th 2007 10:02 PM
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That is good stuff...laugh.gif


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post January 2nd 2008 6:12 PM
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post January 3rd 2008 12:32 AM
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I gonna use those thumb.gif thumb.gif thumb.gif

Welcome Sharps... What tribe?
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post January 3rd 2008 1:39 AM
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Good one. LOL


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post February 16th 2008 9:39 PM
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Now thats funny!
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post February 17th 2008 6:27 PM
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LOL....OK, those were good. Well done. banana.gif
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post March 16th 2008 12:00 AM
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That was one of the best top tens ever. laugh.gif
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post April 1st 2008 8:34 AM
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Favorite moments from "Smoke Signals"

Randy Peone:
"Good morning, this is Randy Peone on KREZ radio, the voice of the Coeur d'Alene Indian Reservation. And it's time for the morning traffic report on this rainy Bicentennial Fourth of July. Let's go out to Lester Falls Apart in the KREZ traffic van broken down at the crossroads."
Lester Falls Apart:
"Big truck just went by... now it's gone."
Randy Peone:
"Well, there you go folks. Looks like another busy morning."



Velma:
"You guys got your passports?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Passports?"
Velma:
"Yeaaah, you're leavin' the rez and goin' into a whole different country, cousin."
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"But... but, it's the United States."
Lucy:
"*blank* right it is! That's as foreign as it gets. Hope you two have your vaccinations."


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post April 1st 2008 1:09 PM
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QUOTE(M4builder @ April 1st 2008 3:34 AM) *
Favorite moments from "Smoke Signals"

Randy Peone:
"Good morning, this is Randy Peone on KREZ radio, the voice of the Coeur d'Alene Indian Reservation. And it's time for the morning traffic report on this rainy Bicentennial Fourth of July. Let's go out to Lester Falls Apart in the KREZ traffic van broken down at the crossroads."
Lester Falls Apart:
"Big truck just went by... now it's gone."
Randy Peone:
"Well, there you go folks. Looks like another busy morning."
Velma:
"You guys got your passports?"
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"Passports?"
Velma:
"Yeaaah, you're leavin' the rez and goin' into a whole different country, cousin."
Thomas Builds The Fire:
"But... but, it's the United States."
Lucy:
"*blank* right it is! That's as foreign as it gets. Hope you two have your vaccinations."


Victor Joseph: You gotta look mean or people won't respect you. White people will run all over you if you don't look mean. You gotta look like a warrior! You gotta look like you just came back from killing a buffalo!
Thomas Builds-the-Fire: But our tribe never hunted buffalo - we were fishermen.
Victor Joseph: What! You want to look like you just came back from catching a fish? This ain't "Dances With Salmon" you know!


That was a great movie,,, I know someone on the rez has had a car that only works in reverse,, drove it that way for over a year…



Pow-Wow highway is another good one..


BTW welcome M4bulider
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post April 1st 2008 2:20 PM
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Very good, very profound!

Thank you,
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post April 1st 2008 8:52 PM
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Anybody here also on Lakhota.com? Great people there.
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post September 17th 2008 6:38 PM
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thats some funny stuff, you write it ur self? smile.gif
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