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REZ CAR --Jim Northrup
It's 24 years old. It's been used a lot more than most. It's louder than a 747. It's multicolored and none of the tires are brothers. I'm the 7th or 8th owner I know I'll be the last. What's wrong with it? Well, the other day the steering wheel fell off. The radio doesn't work but the heater does. The seats have seen more asses than a proctologist. I turn the key, it starts. I push the brake, it stops. What else is a car supposed to do?
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The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon which enables it to strike and destroy its victim. Energy may be likened to the bending of a crossbow; decision, to the releasing of a trigger. -Sun Tzu
September 7th 2006 3:31 PM
