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REZ CAR
post September 7th 2006 3:31 PM
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REZ CAR
--Jim Northrup

It's 24 years old.
It's been used
a lot more than most.
It's louder than a 747.
It's multicolored and none
of the tires are brothers.
I'm the 7th or 8th owner
I know I'll be the last.
What's wrong with it?
Well, the other day
the steering wheel fell off.
The radio doesn't work
but the heater does.
The seats have seen more
asses than a proctologist.
I turn the key, it starts.
I push the brake, it stops.
What else is a car
supposed to do?


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post September 7th 2006 11:41 PM
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Sounds like my first car.

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post September 8th 2006 8:49 AM
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QUOTE (firemission4mortars @ September 7th 2006 7:41 PM) *
Sounds like my first car.

Whoohoo 100 posts
Look out Tigerstripe ,I'm catching up.



Yeah, but those are Canadian posts. they're actually only worth something like 75 U.S. posts.

You can't even use them in a vending machine.


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post September 8th 2006 12:57 PM
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QUOTE (Bandersnatch @ September 8th 2006 1:49 AM) *
Yeah, but those are Canadian posts. they're actually only worth something like 75 U.S. posts.

You can't even use them in a vending machine.



I like that one. animlol.gif


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post September 8th 2006 3:38 PM
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Sounds like most cars here in New Mexico. laugh.gif cool.gif


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