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I was pulled over in the Gestapo Zone by the officers that want to be Holly Piece Patrol. They pulled me over for not signaling a lane change (bulb blew). Well being in a Ford Explorer coming back from the range we had the gun in locked airline cases. The mags empty in locked cases. And the Ammo buried under everything. Well they saw the gun cases (I stupidly did not lock the doors and my back hatch was unlocked) they were hiding behind the car doors yelling at my buddy and me. Well we are cuffed and stuffed. And they open the rear gate. A 20mm can falls out and lands on one of the Fite brothers feet. Next thing I know they have my keys opening up the cases and calling a meat wagon to haul off the load of steaks. Well a now we have a bunch more of the Gestapo and the State boys show up. Well the State guys (shoot High power with us looks and grins and waves) "Watch ya got?" Well M-1s M1as (M-14s) well one was. A lot of ammo, clips and Mags. 2 1911s and my Redhawk and Automag. Well the State Guy said let them go. If you don't I'd start looking for a new job. They swing big name lawyers cause they work for them. And the bad news is its all legal. What about the assault weapons band? No effect here its all preban. What about the ammo can on ******'s foot? While you were in an illegal search? Well after we cleaned up we were home. I checked on the foot. He laughed you know I was wearing steel toes? Hey steel toe logic. The weight always misses the cap. Ouch. Well now he's no longer a LEO. We bow hunt the same area and camp together. He still (he drives though nice 4x) makes me buy breakfast when we leave. It was my negligence that broke his foot. He still sets off metal detectors. Still blames me.
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The only dumb question there is is the one you don't ask. That is the one that will kill you.
Hope for peace plan for war. That way you will get no big surprises.
The M-1. The greatest battle implement ever devised by man.
"The only card I need is the Ace of Spades."Lemmy.
He looked at me and said "You are a liar." Well I was disilusioned, if I say the least. I grabbed him by the collar and jerked him to his feet. There was something cold and shiny a-laying by my head. So I started to believe the things he said.
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