QUOTE (jchtrh @ December 8th 2008 2:01 PM)
A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game.
The Indian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500’, he says.
This catches the Indians attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
The Indian doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Indian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Indian and hands him $500. The Indian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Indian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'
The Indian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
Don't mess with Indians! ! !
Horse Don't Look So Good!!!
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An old Indian man was walking through town with his horse.
A cowboy watched and wanted the Indians horse.
So the cowboy walked up to the Indian and asked how much
he wanted for the horse. The Indian said, "horse not for sale, he don't look so good" the cowboy thought the Indian wanted more money, so he said, "I'll give you $400 for the horse chief"
the Indian said, "No, horse not for sale, he don't look so good"
the cowboy thought to himself and insisted that the Indian sell him the horse for $500, then $600, $700. finally the cowboy told the Indian, "I'll give you $800 and nothing more for your horse" So the Indian agreed and took the money.
Couple days later the cowboy came back to town soakin' wet and found the Indian who sold him the horse and said, " damn it chief the horse you sold me was blind and walked over a river bank and damn near killed me, why didn't you tell me he was blind?" The Indian just looked at the cowboy and said,
"I told you, HORSE DON'T LOOK SO GOOD"
December 8th 2008 9:01 PM
