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post October 11th 2005 8:46 PM
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Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a
honeymoon, so they
go back to mum and dads for the night.

In the morning, Fred's little brother, Johnny,
gets up and has
his breakfast. As he is going out of the door
to go to school, he asks his
mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, no. Johnny asks, do you know what
I think?

His mum replies, never mind what you think!
Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum,
is Fred and Mary
up yet?

She replies, no. Johnny says, do you know what
I think?
His mum replies, never mind what you think! Eat
your lunch and
go back to school.

After school, he comes home and asks, is Fred
and Mary up yet?
His mum says, no.

Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum
replies, OK! What do you think?

He says, well, last night Fred came in for the
Vaseline and I think I gave
him my airplane glue.


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post October 11th 2005 8:51 PM
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post October 12th 2005 3:11 AM
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post October 14th 2005 9:47 PM
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Reminds me of that scene in American Pie 2 when Jim glues himself to himself.

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