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Jennifer Aniston Catches Burglar --- and Makes Him Clean Her Home!
post January 7th 2009 1:13 AM
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LOS ANGELES, CA. (January 3, 2009) A burglar in Los Angeles chose the wrong celebrity to mess with -- quite literally.

Actress Jennifer Aniston and her personal assistant Debi Burke returned to Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home yesterday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything in the house.

"Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," Aniston reportedly said.

Aniston sent her assistant to the local police precinct to file a report while she inspected the piles left behind. As she walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into her, Aniston said.

"Jenifer caught the thief red-handed in her home," Burke said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had Jennifer’s hat sitting right on his head."

Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do.

"She made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of the drawers and cabi-nets onto the floor," Burke said.

When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

"This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house," Aniston said incredulously. "The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead."

Police arrested Bruce 2 p.m. Friday on burglary and theft charges. He was being held in the Los Angeles County Detention Facility on a $30,000 bond.

Aniston is neighbors on the street with her best friend, the actress Courtney Cox of the sit-com "Friends," and her husband, David Arquette.

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post January 7th 2009 4:07 AM
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I have a hard time belieing this story.


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post January 7th 2009 6:10 AM
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I would think it hard to break into the neighborhood (Hollywood Hills). much less have time to burglarize and mess up the place. Alarm system must not been working


I also find this hard to believe


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She can detain me as long as she likes!


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This is the real story about the burglar having to clean up the house.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303429,00.html

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QUOTE (9x19 @ January 7th 2009 8:31 AM) *
This is the real story about the burglar having to clean up the house.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303429,00.html


That sounds a bit more truthfull.

thats a cool avatar 9x19.
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Ok the Fox News story is legit.

Jennifer Aniston is anti gun.



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post January 7th 2009 9:09 AM
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hollywierd, they can have them blink.gif


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Hmmm. For some reason, I can clearly imagine her doing that. .................... Nekkid.


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Well after seeing her near naked ( Bikini in Cabo ) .

I shall volunteer to clean her and her home and anything else she needs me doing !.

An it won't require any firearms for persuasion , That you can take too the Bank !!!.


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why were the names changed in the story?
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you guys see her in GQ? my oh my, she can have clean her house any day. smile.gif


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QUOTE (KangarooAR-15A3 @ January 7th 2009 7:38 AM) *
Ok the Fox News story is legit.

Jennifer Aniston is anti gun.

Foolish boy. Just because a liberal is anti-gun does not mean said liberal is not packing or does not have several armed body guards around. Do as I say, not as I do.


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And so my fantasy is busted.....

All I have to say about her, anti or not is really.gif BC.gif


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QUOTE (9x19 @ January 7th 2009 6:31 AM) *
This is the real story about the burglar having to clean up the house.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,303429,00.html



That one is more believable then the other one.


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QUOTE (satchmodog @ January 7th 2009 3:32 PM) *
Foolish boy. Just because a liberal is anti-gun does not mean said liberal is not packing or does not have several armed body guards around. Do as I say, not as I do.


I agree, Feinstein has a carry permit and she's no friend to gun owners.
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QUOTE (ThatFALGuy @ January 7th 2009 1:04 PM) *
And so my fantasy is busted.....

All I have to say about her, anti or not is really.gif BC.gif


What he said.


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