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post November 4th 2009 8:33 PM
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A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job.
The man interviewing him asked "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replied "Yes, I am allergic to caffiene"

"Have you ever been in the Military?"

He replied "Yes, I was in Iraq for 2 years."

The interviewer says"Well that will give you 5 extra preferrence points towards your employment. Are you disabled in any way?"

"Yes" he replied, "An IED exploded near me and blew both of my testicles completely off."

The interviewer tells him "Well in that case I can hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8am to 4pm and you can plan on starting tomorrow at 10am. In fact you can go ahead and plan on starting everyday at 10am."

The man is puzzled and says "I don't understand, if you are open from 8 until 4 why do you not want me to start until 10 every morning?"

The guy looks him in the eye and tells him "This is a government job, for the first two hours every morning all we do is stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls, no sense in you coming in for that!"

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post November 4th 2009 9:44 PM
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QUOTE (KENNYOHIOHUNTER @ November 4th 2009 3:33 PM) *
A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job.
The man interviewing him asked "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replied "Yes, I am allergic to caffiene"

"Have you ever been in the Military?"

He replied "Yes, I was in Iraq for 2 years."

The interviewer says"Well that will give you 5 extra preferrence points towards your employment. Are you disabled in any way?"

"Yes" he replied, "An IED exploded near me and blew both of my testicles completely off."

The interviewer tells him "Well in that case I can hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8am to 4pm and you can plan on starting tomorrow at 10am. In fact you can go ahead and plan on starting everyday at 10am."

The man is puzzled and says "I don't understand, if you are open from 8 until 4 why do you not want me to start until 10 every morning?"

The guy looks him in the eye and tells him "This is a government job, for the first two hours every morning all we do is stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls, no sense in you coming in for that!"

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lmao...so true
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post November 5th 2009 1:04 AM
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post November 5th 2009 12:27 PM
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post November 5th 2009 12:57 PM
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post November 5th 2009 3:49 PM
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post November 6th 2009 12:10 AM
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post November 7th 2009 11:03 AM
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post November 12th 2009 3:02 AM
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post November 14th 2009 8:01 PM
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post November 14th 2009 9:22 PM
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