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The Detroit Lions, Satan against the Yoopers
post November 3rd 2009 2:22 AM
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Satans walking up to his office and see 4 guy clustered by a volcano vent. He glares at the in their Flannels, Carharts and Stoemy Kromers. The call out good morning Mr Satan sir. Nice day eh. The smileing and go back to their buisness.
Satan grumbles and says we'll see about this. He arrives at the office and get on the phone. Get the crews shoveling I want it hot here.
Next morning he's walking by and the yoopers have taken off the Carharts and smiling and waveing. Good morning bueatiful day eh.
Satan storms into the office on the phone "Put the whips to those crews HOTTER!"
Next day he walks throgh the Yoopers greeting him. He stops and stare and mumbles fuzz you.
In the office I've gotta break those guys. That's it he's on the phone turn off the heat. I want this place frozen by tommorrow morning.
Next day he tours hell a giant frozen waste land. He comes up and finds the Yoopers. They are hugging each other and dancing.
Running around in a celibration. Satan stops and stares. "What's going on here!"
The Yoopers turn to him smiling." It happened. Hell has frozen over. The Lions have won the Super Bowl"


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post November 3rd 2009 2:26 AM
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QUOTE (pzkwV424 @ November 2nd 2009 10:22 PM) *
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It happened. Hell has frozen over. The Lions have won the Super Bowl"



Shouldn't that be "Won a game"?
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