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KENNYOHIOHUNTER

October 14th 2009 5:23 PM

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A guy walks into a bar with a house cat by his side. The bartender looks at him ad says "Hey man, I don't think you should bring that cat in here."
The guy looked at him and replied "Awe heck this cats cool , he's just like a person."

Just then the Cleveland Browns scored a fieldgoal and eveyone in the bar starts hooting and hollering and the cat jumped up ont the bar and walked it's edge on it's rear legs and 'high fived' everyone at the bar.

The bartender looked over and says "Hey man that was cool what does he do if the Browns score a touchdown?"
The man replied"I don't know I have only had him for 3 years!"

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Thumper_6119

October 14th 2009 5:52 PM

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October 14th 2009 6:05 PM

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captainbarred

October 14th 2009 11:19 PM

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If it's cool... its probably banned in NY....

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BadKarma

October 15th 2009 12:16 AM

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October 15th 2009 12:22 AM

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Hey the Browns have betten the Lions a buch of times. Oh bummer

Must of been the Lions.

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