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> John was in the fertilized egg business.
> He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
> and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
>
> He kept records, and any rooster not performing
> went into the soup pot and was replaced.
>
> This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
> and attached them to his roosters.
>
> Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
> which rooster was performing.
>
> Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report
> by just listening to the bells.
>
> John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
> but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!
>
> When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing
> pullets,
> bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for
> cover.
>
> To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
> ring.
>
> He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
> John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
> and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
>
> The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize
> but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.
> Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
> Who else but a politician could figure out
> how to win two of the most highly coveted awards
> on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
> and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
>
> Vote carefully this year,
> the bells are not always audible.
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The new president is costing me a lot of money!!  |
October 22nd 2009 8:28 PM
but it is true.
