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A man and a woman find each other on the internet and over time a relationship blossoms between them. They talk each day and soon exchange photos of themselves. Each of them is quite impressed with the other. Time goes on and they begin texting each other constantly. Soon they are on the phone at all hours of the day and night. After months they realize they have fallen in love and decide to meet in real life. Each of them is concerned because neither of them had actually used their own photo when they first met. Before they meet the woman tells the man she has to tell him something. She proceeds to tell him that the woman in the picture she sent him, a voluptuous blonde, is not really her. She is actually a homely redhead and that she is really flat chested. The man says it is OK he has fallen in love with the real her, her looks do not matter to him. The man also admits that he used someone elses picture and he is not tall, dark and handsome and his manhood is actually just like a baby. She tells him it is OK, as she too has fallen in love with the real him. Due to their jobs they are unable to meet in real life, but see each other every day on SKYPE. In time they decide they must be together and plan to meet in Las Vegas and get married. The big day comes and they meet in Vegas. The first stop is the wedding chapel nearest the airport, where they are married in a brief ceremony. They waste no time and stop at the first hotel they see and rent the honeymoon sweet. He carries his new bride across the threshhold and lays her gently on the bed. Passion overtakes them and they begin ripping each others clothes off. When he pulls her shirt up he sees that yes she is indeed flat as a sheet of drywall. She undoes his belt, tugs at his tousers and faints dead away. When she comes to he is sitting on the bed beside her looking concerned. He asks if she is OK and she says she is, she was just taken off guard by the sight of his manhood. He tells her, well I told you it was just like a baby, 22 inches and 7 pounds.
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We are never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy......
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October 17th 2009 6:36 AM
