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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"
Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shat in it!"
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!"
The Amish man shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that America gave him the White House based on the same credentials." - - Newt Gingrich
It's not paranoia if their after you!
Because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.
Glock 19
Colt Series 80 Gov't. Model
Mossberg 500 Accessorized
Anvil Arms Lower,Del-Ton Upper M4gery 5.56
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November 7th 2009 8:27 PM
