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post December 1st 2008 10:19 AM
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I've just got to vent. I am so screwed. sad.gif

I have a test in algebra that I have to get at least a 70% in order to take the final exam for this class. If I don't get a 70% on this next test, then I no longer have the 70% average that is required to take the final. And I really do not want to retake this class.

Then, I have an in-class essay in English Comp I that is worth 14% of my final grade. I am horrible at writing on the fly, which is what I am going to have to do tomorrow. I will be given two topics. I choose one and write a five paragraph essay. It is a timed essay(60 minutes) that will be graded by my professor and one other professor. I forget the grading scale they are using.

So, that is my vent for the day.


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post December 1st 2008 10:22 AM
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go in with a positive attitude and KNOCK ONE OUT OF THE PARK,
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post December 1st 2008 10:24 AM
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you know what needs to be done, crunch time is here. good luck and hope you ace it thumb.gif


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post December 1st 2008 10:34 AM
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5 paragraph essays are EASY once you know the formula.

Same with MATH.

Shouldn't you be studing?


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post December 1st 2008 10:45 AM
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Good luck.
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post December 1st 2008 10:49 AM
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Send both professor's a hooker.


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post December 1st 2008 10:52 AM
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QUOTE (Aahhyes68 @ December 1st 2008 11:49 AM) *
Send both professor's a hooker.



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seriously, you will be fine, i'm sure. thumb.gif


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post December 1st 2008 10:57 AM
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If B = "hooker" and C = "professor", B+C = A+

There you go. Now you know algebra.


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post December 1st 2008 11:05 AM
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QUOTE (Aahhyes68 @ December 1st 2008 11:49 AM) *
Send both professor's a hooker.


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ROTFL!

QUOTE (diamondback688 @ December 1st 2008 11:19 AM) *
I have a test in algebra that I have to get at least a 70% in order to take the final exam for this class. If I don't get a 70% on this next test, then I no longer have the 70% average that is required to take the final. And I really do not want to retake this class.


Well, I do wish you the best on this. I suggest that you keep in mind that to master Algrbra is important for your future success. The harder you work at your academics, the more money you can make, the more guns and ammo you can buy.

QUOTE (diamondback688 @ December 1st 2008 11:19 AM) *
Then, I have an in-class essay in English Comp I that is worth 14% of my final grade. I am horrible at writing on the fly, which is what I am going to have to do tomorrow. I will be given two topics. I choose one and write a five paragraph essay. It is a timed essay(60 minutes) that will be graded by my professor and one other professor. I forget the grading scale they are using.

So, that is my vent for the day.


I'd be hitting the books now if I were you. You can always chat on the forums later.





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post December 1st 2008 11:28 AM
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post December 1st 2008 3:53 PM
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QUOTE (Aahhyes68 @ December 1st 2008 11:49 AM) *
Send both professor's a hooker.


Both of my professors are female. Where can I find male hookers?


QUOTE (hsracer201 @ December 1st 2008 11:52 AM) *
seriously, you will be fine, i'm sure. thumb.gif


You wouldn't be saying that if you knew the grades I've gotton on the last few algebra tests.
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post December 1st 2008 4:06 PM
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QUOTE (diamondback688 @ December 1st 2008 4:53 PM) *
Both of my professors are female. Where can I find male hookers?

You wouldn't be saying that if you knew the grades I've gotton on the last few algebra tests.


Oh, they are women math teachers...this calls for extreme intervention!

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