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The Ultimate in Tactical Lighting
post September 20th 2005 3:00 PM
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It is with great pleasure that I bring to the Armory an exclusive review covering the latest and greatest in illumination technology!

Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Covert operators of every age! Prepare to gawk in amazement as I submit for your perusal:

THE GALERIE MODEL #90637099 ("Tactical Sugar")



In your every day work, do you rescue prisoners of war? Suppress alien invasions? Duel to the death with genetically engineered zebra-lizard warriors? DO YOU OCCASIONALLY PEE ON THE TOILET SEAT AT NIGHT??

Then you must worship this light with every inch of your body.

With the release of the "Tactical Sugar," Galerie has made a profound impact upon the state of modern special military operations. Springboarding off the classic "G.I." form, the brilliant developers at the Area 54 Discotechnologies Lab have altered the very fabric of the universe with this, their latest masterpiece. As of this writing, everyone who has ever worked for Surefire or Pelican has rubbed his or herself in gasoline and petroleum jelly, strapped on a dynamite belt, and leapt from tall buildings, raining flaming entrails upon shocked onlookers. Known to put panties on charging rhinos and consume entire planets in its fiery gaze, this unwed father of all flashlights makes the Sun look like a pussy.

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Case Material: High impact elephant-resistant PLAZ-TEK polymer
Case Features:
  • FM (Flashlight to Mouth) tactical med launcher, chambered for Enzyte/Viagra/Cialis for the purpose of clubbing enemy targets with your prodigious erection
  • Morse code -> English Alphabet decoder
  • Belt clip and lanyard attachment ring
  • Rotating multi-directional head
  • Compass/Magnifying glass tailcap








Comparison shot w/ Surefire M3:


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post September 20th 2005 3:38 PM
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post September 20th 2005 4:07 PM
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That




kicks





ass!!




How much?

$129.95?

$200?

Is it PEZ compatible? banana.gif

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post September 20th 2005 4:08 PM
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WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!


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If it's cool... its probably banned in NY....




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post September 20th 2005 4:32 PM
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QUOTE (captainbarred @ Sep 20 2005, 05:08 PM)
WHERE CAN I GET ONE!!
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It's made in the same place Shrikes are made. You get one free with every Shrike



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post September 20th 2005 9:20 PM
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Mrs. BC wants one for her purse.

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post September 20th 2005 10:02 PM
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That would look great on my duty rig.


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post September 20th 2005 10:49 PM
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post September 21st 2005 9:09 AM
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QUOTE (TNRobocop @ Sep 20 2005, 05:32 PM)
It's made in the same place Shrikes are made. You get one free with every Shrike
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animlol.gif Sadly you are incorrect these ARE MADE and MADE in mass production and they have been shipped and there is plenty to go around at a RESONABLE price! anim_peep.gif


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Wise you are fuzzin' killin me. That rocks. My 9-year-old daughter can't wait to kick ass and chew bubble-yum with that thing.
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Holy Hell it's return of the dead threads night!
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post December 18th 2005 10:31 PM
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